Kirsten is an 18-inch-tall girl from 1854,
while Nellie is an 18-inch-tall girl from 1906, and May is an
18-inch-tall girl from the 1920s. And Mini Kit was on the verge of uncovering a mystery--
--But WHO CARES about THAT???? I know all of you reallly want to see ME, KIRSTEN!
know there haven't been any updates for a long time and I've been
blaming that Lazy (and Cheap) Lady for it. And it's part her
fault. Maybe if she would have bought me some new clothes or some candy or something...but no!
I'm not sure all the clothes and sweets in the world would have made up for all the awful things she's done.
So I went on STRIKE!!!!!
That's right. You KNOW I'm serious when I defaced a perfectly good ice cream coupon to make my sign!
Of course I'm mad at American Girl. I mean sure, it's
kind of great that they're not making any more Kirstens because I'm the most
awesome character ever and no one else should have me and now my stuff
is worth a lot more money!
But they should still sell dresses and
accessories for me. That Cheap Lady says I already have enough
but what does SHE know?
Oh, speaking of which. Did you notice the beautiful dress my long-distance human-godmother gave me???
Aren't I beautiful?
know the apron isn't tied well. But it's hard to tie an apron by
yourself! :( I'm still gorgeous though, right?
Anyway. That Cheap Lady is still too cheap to buy me my other retired stuff. She says I don't need it and she doesn't want it. I think she's silly.
But you want to know the BIGGEST reason I'm upset?
Get nice and close....
Ow! I think you chipped my face paint! :(
okay. Just let me show you the evidence and I think you'll agree
that my going on strike is MORE than justified by that Cheap Lady's
That Cheap Lady made Mini Kit a hat and I guess DPS (Dolly Protective Services) wrote her a stern letter because she also...
...made Mini Kit some shoes, and she...
Exhibits 3 through VIII:
right! That Cheap Lady took Mini Kit to the Renaissance Festival!
:( :( :( :( :(
Mini Kit even got to meet World Famous Performers like
DUNCAN from the London Broil!
(He should have dunked her in his mug of not-alcohol. :( )
And MATT from the London Broil!
Yeah, you'd BETTER look pensive, Matt. :P
And SAM from the Clan Tynker!
YES! Bite her head off! I will send you the steak sauce! Wait...no!
Don't pet her like Dr. Evil's cat. :( :( :( I hear he even called her cute! :(
Mini Kit had SO much fun and I didn't!!!! Can you believe it?????? That Cheap Lady CLAIMS that it's too dusty
there and she's afraid I'll get hurt. I think she's just
embarrassed to be seen with me! Or maybe she likes Mini Kit
It's not fair!!!
no. That Cheap Lady just got home.
Don't worry. I'll
tell you more of my injustices when I can. Until then, hug your Kirstens for
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