we last left our intrepid and awesome and beautiful and heroic heroine
Kirsten, she was explaining the
injustices wrought upon her by that cheap lady and the dolls she loves
more than she loves Kirsten. Mini Kit, predictably, was doing her
best to make Kirsten (that's me) miserable.
But honestly, that sort of
traitorous and slovenly and icky and other bad words behavior was to be
expected from Mini Kit.
What I didn't expect was THIS!
That cheap lady made MAY a
Princess Tiana dress! And then took her somewhere that had a
COUCH to show it off!!!
I'm the best and I
don't even have a princess dress!!!!!!
That cheap lady says it's
because I don't have a favorite princess, and I already have a pirate
costume. Hmph. It's not MY fault that the blonde princesses
are all NICE. I think the least she could do is make me a
Charlotte dress. Although the way that cheap lady neglects me, I
should dress up like Jessie from Toy Story!
But you thought that was bad--can
you believe THIS?!
got to go to DISNEYLAND!!!! It's not fair!!! I'm a much
better doll than she is!!!!
That cheap lady says she took May
because it was her only chance to be sure of meeting Tiana and Prince
HMPH. I think that cheap lady just wanted May with
her to break the ice so she could flirt with Prince Naveen. I'll
bet she didn't like it when that prince liked May more. HA!
claimed she took May because I was too special to risk. But May's
Don't you hate being lied to?
And look at THIS!!!
A SECOND princess dress from the a brief scen in THE SAME MOVIE!!!!!!
!!! >:( >:( >:P >X(
May gets TWO princess dresses and I don't get ANY? It's not even
a little bit greedy to want at least one princess dress of my own, but
that cheap lady doesn't sew a THING for me.
She even got another doll
shelf! And she's even been sewing clothes for THIS ugly
fuzzy-head doll that she says is called Ellowyne, even though she calls
it Zadie or Libby for some reason.
Come on. She can't even
BLINK! She's not SOFT! She has too many NAMES! And that ungrateful doll doesn't
even thank her!
at least Nellie's here with me. She doesn't get to go anywhere
either, and that cheap lady hasn't made her any clothes in ages.
I'M SO MAD!!!!
All right, all right. I'll just look at some soothing New York City pictures.
That cheap lady went there
a few years ago...it's a horrible place to take a doll, and she never
Wait a minute....!!!!!!
That's the Statue of Liberty all tiny back there, isn't it?!?! And that's Nellie all tiny up there, isn't it?!?!?!
Kirsten stared at Nellie. "You shrunk yourself and
went to New
York with that cheap lady?!"
"Please don't be angry, Miss Kirsten. That was a long time ago. And Miss Cheap Lady
asked me to go. She's the one who shrunk me and put her into her purse. Things were very hectic, and I didn't get
to see or do very much at all. And on that topic, I
believe Miss May spent most of her time in Anaheim either in the non-Disney-owned hotel or
else sleeping in
her tiny, private $10.00 guest room on Main Street."
Kirsten was not appeased.
"But at least she got to go! RAWR! Kirsten mad! Kirsten smash!"
"Didn't you go on that picnic?" Nellie asked gently. "None of us
got to go."
"Only because I whined to that cheap lady to take me," Kirsten
muttered. "It's still not fair."
is never fair, Miss Kirsten," Nellie said softly. "But you have
good home and Miss Cheap Lady loves you. You should be at least
"Don't forget you have a lot of fans,"
Nellie added. "Don't you want to tell them all about your day at
Kirsten hesitated. "I get the feeling I'm going to find some more
upsetting photographs first."
"Maybe not," Mini Kit said.
"Forget the photographs," she said. "Maybe next time I can tell everyone
about my ghost!"
Kirsten looked at Mini Kit...
"Let me go!" Mini Kit cried.
And poor Mini Kit spent the next hour or so locked in a cabinet.***
***Kids, don't lock up your tiny
siblings or housemates in your house. Please don't sue. :(
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